Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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