i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You are a genius and a whore.
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