and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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