I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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