therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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