I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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