dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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