i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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