You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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