one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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