Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Of course I have a pirate flag
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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