I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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