does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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