that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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