i permit you to call me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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