didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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