whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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