I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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