Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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