He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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