the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A+ Viking dick
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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