Duck Duck Cougar?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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