i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I skipped work to stalk him.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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