We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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