i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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