it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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