That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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