Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(754): View more from Florida

you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here

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