...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
