So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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