careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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