things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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