We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
