Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He felt like a one man threesome
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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