in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
