Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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