When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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