like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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