quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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