Sry I called you an 8
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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