she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
