i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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