Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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