Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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