with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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