remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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