we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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