i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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