u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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