My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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