yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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