don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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