i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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