She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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