i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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