dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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