so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My vagina is very pro this idea
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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