coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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